Hairdressers you might hesitate to go to

 We wondered if it was run by trannies, cut your hair so you look like a properer tranny or what.  Its nice to see they do an business appropriate sideline in selling rainwater tanks.  Is that so that you can wash your hair like a lady in a Timotei ad, rainwater, honey and milk (or whatever they pretend to put in shampoo these days).

Next door is an old school hairdresser,

 and G. (just call me Joe you racist Australians) Squatrito could make you look like this:

Is that Limahl or Nick Haywood?